What's the problem?

Jon: How can you face the problem...
Me: ...if the problem is your face?

Amiss

 Me: (looking at a food advertisement) ..that sure looks nice.
Fer: Who?
Me: Hahaha... we're talking about food here.

Age-related

Sis: When I dance and look in the mirror, I look like an oldie.
Me: Well... what you look while dancing comes with age. Hehehe

Sarcastic morning

 Me: *sniff*... *sniff*
Sis: Runny nose?
Me: (sarcastically) Nope.

Stressed?

Sis: Haaaaayyy...(deep sigh)
Me: (singing)...remember so well the day that you came into my life. (How did you know by Gary Valenciano)

Too many questions

  Me: Could you buy me some food on your way back home?
Sis: Nobody cooked for dinner?
 Me: They did, but there's only little left.
Sis: Did they ate already?
 Me: I don't know if they already ate.
Sis: How much was left?
 Me: Not enough for one person.
Sis: Did they cooked some rice?
 Me: Yes.
Sis: Cook some food yourself. Or do you still want me to buy?
 Me: Ahrrg. Nevermind.
Sis: Have it your way.

el-pi

 Me: Hey, I'm going to Lucky Plaza.
Sis: Buy me some cassava cakes!!
 Me: ...Okay......

Sound of Music

 Me: Can you concentrate while listening to songs?
Sis: It depends...
 Me: ...on the person singing along?

(Cue laughter)